February 2011
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I hate your baby.
Hey you. Yeah! You! You pretentious, self-absorbed, egotistical, narcissistic, megalomaniac with the kid in tow? YOU. You think you can steal my parking spot in the garage because YOU HAVE A BABY and I don’t? Because of YOUR BABY, everyone should make things easier for you? Since I DON’T HAVE A BABY I should just park on the street, even though I was here first, because OMG...
“In California, YES means MAYBE, and MAYBE means NO, when we’re talking...”
– Matt Conte
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